new introductions

I don't know how I should introduce myself.
So I've thought of a few:

• hi im marielle and im going to rule the world
• hi im marielle and sooner or later, you're going to bow down to me
• im marielle and i have no life
• marielle is my name 
• my name is marielle
• hello my name is marielle
• hi im marielle and my bestest friend is an elephant
• hi im marielle but u can call me tonite
• hi im marielle and most of my friends are either imaginary or inanimate

I think I'll go with the first 2.